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 true Sidney Crackstein 2006-11-29T10:44:00-06:00 2006-11-29T17:20:20Z 2006-11-29T17:18:34Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304948.post-116482071419252636 Good Thing He's Never Met Don Ho As Bart Simpson once said, 'showbusiness is a hideous bitch-goddess.' With Mr. Happy Crack's rising profile among the celebrity crowd, The Crack Team has decided to preemptively combine his name with the A-Listers with whom he's been rumored to socialize over the years: Sheryl Crow = CrowCrack Courtney Love = LoveCrack Tommy Lee = HappyLee (we all love a bad boy) Nicole Kidman = CrackMan Queen false Sidney Crackstein 2006-11-01T14:29:00-06:00 2006-11-01T20:32:47Z 2006-11-01T20:32:47Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304948.post-116241316787057657 Mr. Happy Crack, Jared. Jared, Mr. Happy Crack The Crack Team is one of twelve companies selected to take place in the upcoming reality show 'The American Dream'. The show will follow a downsized corporate manager and his family as they decide to become self-employed for the first time. Along with all the issues that come with making such a life-enhancing decision, the show will give viewers a first-hand look at what's involved with buying a false Sidney Crackstein 2006-07-18T15:03:00-05:00 2006-07-18T20:12:15Z 2006-07-18T20:12:15Z tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15304948.post-115325353565996136 Is It in You? If So, Where Is It? And Should You Get It Out? Remember when having a drink of water required a cup and a kitchen sink? Those days are but a distant memory, now that bottled water is an $8 billion industry in America alone. So who's drinking all this? The Crack Team's research department has found that $7.5 billion of the industry consists of our very own Leaky Springs bottled water, a product only available to the tens-of-thousands of false