
As Bart Simpson once said, 'showbusiness is a hideous bitch-goddess.' With Mr. Happy Crack's rising profile among the celebrity crowd, The Crack Team has decided to preemptively combine his name with the A-Listers with whom he's been rumored to socialize over the years:
- Sheryl Crow = CrowCrack
- Courtney Love = LoveCrack
- Tommy Lee = HappyLee (we all love a bad boy)
- Nicole Kidman = CrackMan
- Queen Latifah = CrackQueen
- Eva Longoria = LongCrack
- Demi Moore = MooreCrack
- Lucy Liu = Mr. Happy Lu
And, now that he's single, who can resist Mr. Kid Happy Crack Rock?