Most of us know Mr. Happy Crack as the internationally-beloved mascot of The Crack Team, but few people realize that he's built a business empire similar to the almighty Oprah. For example:
Like Oprah, Mr. Happy Crack is entering the publishing world by rolling out Modern Crack Magazine, which hits newsstands next week.
Like Oprah, Mr. Happy Crack's white-hot celebrity status continues to shine as he rubs shoulders with
celebrities and Kings:
Like Oprah, Mr. Happy Crack's book club, titled 'Crack Open A Book', can bring overnight success to an author. Currently Mr. Happy Crack is recommending (and is repeatedly featured in) '
A Fieldguide to Homeland Stupidity' by Bob Holt, who Dave Barry calls 'a deranged human being and my absolute closest personal friend'.
And if that's not enough, Mr. Happy Crack is even introducing his own Clinical Expert on permanent crack injection work: Dr. Fill.
Will the similarities ever end?