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Mascot Makeover

This month's episode of the new cable hit Extreme Mascot Makeover makes two surprise references to Mr. Happy Crack! The show's premise involves mascots undergoing physical transformations to improve their appearance and well-being, and it was touching to see the Pillsbury Doughboy break down in tears and finally admit to 'being a fatty with a high voice.' The Doughboy wanted to lose his love-handles and requested '...a stomach and torso like Mr. Happy Crack.' Another segment showed Count Chocula holding hands with Franken Berry while pleading with his surgeon to give him 'a face like that sexy Mr. Happy Crack.' We also loved the scene where Aunt Jemima told her doctor she needed to 'lose a little junk in the trunk,' but no mention of our mascot was made. So for those of you wanting a fresh look this Spring, check out our new apparel items at mrhappycrack.com! It's cheaper than getting your facial bones chiseled out, and more fun than liposuction!
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