Last month Mr. Happy Crack made a highly-publicized appearance at a Kansas City-area grade school. The children were thrilled to meet Mr. Happy Crack, and even more thrilled to receive some complimentary apparel. Shortly thereafter some very nice letters arrived at our corporate offices thanking Mr. Happy Crack for the free goodies. While some cynics consider this a cheap and blatant form of procuring future customers, we think of it as a...um...cheap and blatant form...of...um...procuring future customers.