Crack Dome for Sale
The filthy rich love to spend. Lear jets. Human chessboards. Park Avenue shrinks. But the ultimate rich-man’s toy is a sports franchise. In today’s world of lucrative contracts and luxury boxes, even the mega-rich need help with the expenses associated with owning a major league club. That’s why The Crack Team is offering its name to owners who want to slap our logo on their domes, urinals and 30-pound pretzels.
How can The Crack Team make such an offer? When you dominate an industry like we have over the past twenty years, you can afford this type of recognition.
We’ll even sweeten the deal by tossing in some hand-stitched Mr. Happy Crack baseball jerseys to the lucky owner who appreciates the power of The Crack Team brand. These professional-style baseball jerseys are the exact ones worn by major league “players”, but we'll sell them to the select few who appreciate old-world craftsmanship. And impulse buying.
How can The Crack Team make such an offer? When you dominate an industry like we have over the past twenty years, you can afford this type of recognition.
We’ll even sweeten the deal by tossing in some hand-stitched Mr. Happy Crack baseball jerseys to the lucky owner who appreciates the power of The Crack Team brand. These professional-style baseball jerseys are the exact ones worn by major league “players”, but we'll sell them to the select few who appreciate old-world craftsmanship. And impulse buying.
