JFK said, 'Ask what you can do for your country'. Reagan asked Gorbachev to 'tear down that wall.' Jimmy Carter asked Billy Carter to 'please stop using the White House bathroom.' The political season is upon us, so brace yourself for the mud-slinging and dirt-digging that is synonymous with the current political climate. No, we're not talking about the Presidential election. We're talking about Mr. Happy Crack's nomination for Contracting Digest's 'Mascot of the Year'. Mr. Happy Crack is asking all of his concerned (and very bored) fans to exercise their voting rights and support him as he runs for this prestigious position.
To support Mr. Happy Crack,
click here and cast your vote! To show his appreciation, Mr. Happy Crack will send each voter a FREE Mr. Happy Crack temporary tattoo.
Paid for by The Committe to Elect Mr. Happy Crack, Sidney Crackstein, chairperson